Adobe Introduces Goymmunism By Withholding (((Pantone))) Colors Behind A Monthly Subscription

Honestly speaking, if you are NOT pirating Adobe software, first and foremost you’re retarded, secondly you deserve this. Deserve what exactly? Well, we as a society are clearly reaching levels of Judaism thought impossible as Adobe are now withholding fancy colors behind a microtransactional paywall for its Creative Cloud service. Fancy colors, locked behind a […]

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Skate Reboot is Free 2 Play – Capitalizing Upon Generation Z With Predatory Microtransactions Says Estrogenic Arts

In a shocking twist that absolutely everybody saw coming, especially after the extraordinary “success” EA have had following Battlefield 2042 and Apex Lesbians, the rushed Skate reboot will unfortunately be F2P. Skateboarding as a medium has been in decline for over a decade now, who could’ve foreseen trends laid out by millennials would eventually lose […]

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