KEPLER

Kepler Depression – NVIDIA to Abandon GeForce Driver Updates for Kepler Following R470 Drivers

Kepler was already EOL (end of life) but I guess for the sake that it continued to receive driver updates that don’t actually increase performance or stability in newer titles means it wasn’t exactly dead already. But I digress, having owned one of these piece of shit graphics cards I know what entails when you […]

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Intel’s Iris Xe “DG1” Is A Massive Crock of Shit – Basemark Performance Lower than GTX 750Ti, 650Ti Boost, RX 550 & HD 7850

Intel’s DG1 is nothing more than a prototype, their first attempt at entering the discrete graphics card market has seemingly gone the exact same way as their Cannonlake 10nm processors which seemingly do not exist and neither does the DG1. Sure, a physical unit probably exists somewhere in the world where the brand new Iris […]

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Tyrone Industries Announce GeForce GTX 780 Female Friendly Edition

It’s time to get more wahmen into PC gayming. Tyrone Industries has announced their foray into the aftermarket graphics card market with the introduction of the very first “FFE” graphics card. Targeting e-thot Twitch streamers the Tyrone GeForce GTX 780 utilizes patent pending Diversity Dissipation cooling technology to keep the oppression at bay. Offering a […]

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GPU Shortages Resolved? – NVIDIA Silently Confirms The GeForce GT 1010 – A Graphics Card NOBODY Would Buy

NVIDIA has graciously resolved the ever growing issue of GPU supply problems with their latest and greatest accomplishment to date. Because what could be better than announcing yet another overpriced product to paper launch? Subtly announcing the existence of a graphics card that nobody would ever want to bloody buy. For years now NVIDIA have […]

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