I just gotta make this clear, would smash.
First of all if you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks the most recent addition to the roster for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate was none other than that of Pyra and Mythra from Xenoblade 2.
Announced on February 17th and recently added on March 5th, Pyra and Mythra have already created enough controversy to rival their sex appeal.
However the real disappointment about the whole ordeal being how they’ve slaughtered the outfits of Pyra and Mythra in comparison to their original outfits from Xenoblade 2.
It saddens my heart to see them covering up the exposed cleavage of Mythra and the thighs of Pyra though I’d say for certain that it this was done in an attempt to alleviate any potential backlash because they’re some fine ass looking fictional characters and we all know that beautiful women simply are not allowed to exist in this form of media anymore.
With the addition of Pyra and Mythra being met with extremely negative reception from puritan faggots on Twitter.
And of course in typical fashion these degenerates crying over tiddies being bad while also advocating for the sexualization of bare chested male characters obviously display gay flags or their pronouns within their Twitter bio.
I gave pyra and mythra exaggerated jiggle physics pic.twitter.com/LhaKjsOeJg
— A Mudkip (@REALMadMax1960) March 5, 2021
Moving onwards, just a day later and a gracious modder who goes by “A Mudkip” has given Pyra and Mythra their most needed addition excluding their original costumes, and that mod would be excessive jiggle physics for their tits of course.
Mudkip posted a video of the mod in action on twitter alongside a download link and was unsurprisingly met with critical reception and distain from the liberal faggot puritans of the Super Smash Bros community.
Because obviously the input from a bunch of liberal LGBT retards with gay flags or pronouns in their bio are to be taken seriously, because boobies bouncing is a serious issue here in the “smash community” because grooming and molesting children is on the same level at this apparently.
Because the smash community is literally plagued with sexual deviants and child predators, what such headlines as:
Nintendo condemns abuse as allegations spread across Smash Bros. community
Over 50 Sexual Misconduct Allegations Have The Super Smash Bros. Community In Turmoil
Smash Players Plead With Each Other To Please, For The Love Of God, Stop Smelling So Bad