NINTENDOES What The SOY(ny) Wont – Shovelware “Hentai Uni” Game Makes Waves on Nintendo’s eShop
13 April 2022
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While Sony have been absolutely anal about censorship of Japanese developed “anime” video games for years now, Nintendo have established themselves with their “child oriented” Nintendo Switch console by not pandering to nonsensical liberal puritans.

SOYny have been absolutely butchering anything to do with Japanese games ever since SIE had its headquarters moved from Japan to the faggot capital of America, California.

Regardless if censorship is actually needed on games that aren’t sexual, such as Doki Doki Literature Club, to even issuing DMCA takedown notices over the fact that despite Sony’s desire to crack down on straight male content that their own western filth is plagued with sexuality like Horizon Forbidden West’s Aloy being modeled with nipples, to even removing raunchy in-game screenshots shared on social media of Guilty Gear -Strive-.

Sony have gone absolutely above and beyond when it comes to ensuring that Japanese consumers and developers despise them dearly, with their latest PlagueStation 5 console receiving record low sales in their supposed “home country” of Japan with the company going as far as to introduce western button mapping for Japanese consumers.

Suffice to say that the Nintendo Switch is massively outselling the PS5 in not just Japan but the ENTIRE world.

Numerous instances of Japanese developers once making their titles exclusive for PlayStation have moved over to the Nintendo camp, with any sort of cross platform release mainly being censored on PlayStation but not on the Nintendo Switch.

Nintendo however were once regarded as being nonsensical puritans themselves many years back with anything sexual or containing profanity being censored on its systems, things have changed and so have Nintendo fortunately.

However the company has apparently taken a page from Steam’s playbook with it comes to establishing dominance of anti-censorship, not by allowing some AVN onto the Switch but instead the Nintendo Switch is now home to a blatant shovelware hentai game on its eShop.

A game simply titled “Hentai Uni” has made its way past Nintendo officials and is proudly displayed on their eShop upsetting puritan faggots everywhere.

The game itself is nothing significant, just another instance of shovelware garbage puzzle games that has you rearrange parts of sexual images to complete the puzzle and unlock the specific image or perhaps an animation.

Hentai Uni on the Nintendo eShop is proud to mention the fact that it can be played with just ONE hand, but of course considering that it’s western “hentai” fodder you’d have to be pretty damn desperate to get your rocks off with Hentai Uni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIaR7vYRWlk

Hilariously bad western artwork aside, Hentai Uni is essentially the second game on the Nintendo Switch that provides frontal nudity with the other being yet another western garbage cash grab known as “Hentai vs. Evil”.

All in all what this generally means is quite unclear, are Nintendo themselves turning into the likes of Valve who’ll gladly take any and all asset flips that provide skimpy nudity with “Hentai” in the title?

At least what we do know is that Nintendo are leagues ahead of the likes of Microsoft and Sony when it comes to the censorship of games features on its platforms.

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