Microsoft to Acquire Activision Blizzard for $68.7bn
19 January 2022
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Take two massive gigantic corporations, each in their own respective industries the largest kiked company and put them together and what do you get?

The world’s largest tech acquisition ever that will only bring out the worst in each other.

And possibly Sony fangays too.

Having only acquired ZeniMax Media for the sum of $7.5billion just short of a year ago Microsoft continues its conquest of siphoning the gaming industry by submerging other disgusting kiked corporations and aligning them with XBOX and the Microsoft Windows ecosystem.

Microsoft have acquired Activision Blizzard for the grand sum of $68.7 billion dollars as Microsoft looks to expand upon its woke and cancerous domination on the gaming scene with its progressive live and gaming subscription services.

Activision Blizzard of course is the publishers of renowned gay gaming franchises such as Call of Duty, Overwatch and World of Warcraft and much like Microsoft’s takeover of Bethesda you can be certain that such franchises heading into the future will only be found on the XBOX and PC leaving Soyny in the dark.

Activision currently finds itself amidst consumer receptive turmoil following hilarious cases of sexual misconduct at Activision Blizzard, with its current CEO, Bobby Kotick maintaining his position until the Microsoft acquisition is completed.

Once under the Microsoft brand, Activision Blizzard will then be under the helm of XBOX boss, Phil Spencer who will then be promoted to CEO of “Microsoft Gaming”.

Don’t forget the pronouns goy.

Of course, Microsoft would take advantage of its ever growing monopoly to throw out buzzwords such as “metaverse”

“Gaming has been key to Microsoft since our earliest days as a company,” Nadella said in a note to employees. “Today, it’s the largest and fastest-growing form of entertainment, and as the digital and physical worlds come together, it will play a critical role in the development of metaverse platforms.”

Just recently Phil Spencer had the retarded thought of pushing for multi-platform bans of individuals across other major gaming platforms, such a radial approach for more inclusive woke gayming is more than likely going to be reality following the acquisition.

Microsoft is possibly one of the largest if not the largest woke company in the entire world, considering the amount of shit that Activision Blizzard finds itself submerged in with aforementioned sexual misconduct lawsuits it should be expected that upon its takeover that Microsoft will certainly overhaul Activision Blizzard from the inside out or at the very least will be kicking Bobby to the curb.

This is nothing to celebrate in the slightest, there has not been one company or IP that Microsoft has acquired without completely raping them with wokeness bullshit, the same will apply to Activision Blizzard which is already plagued with faggotry as it stands currently.

But now that Microsoft will soon have the rights to such franchises as Call of Duty, Diablo, WOW and the revitalized Crash Bandicoot all this really means is that the future of gaming will more than certainly revolve around Microsoft’s ever increasing popular XBOX Live subscription and Game Pass services which are effectively bankrolling the company, as these large publisher / developer corporations will then be swallowed up by whale mega-corporations.

And from the looks of it now that the Elder Scrolls franchise is exclusive to Microsoft platforms and more than likely soon to be Call of Duty as well it would seem that the not to distant future will revolve around a bidding war between Microsoft and perhaps Sony as they could possibly look to acquire others such as Ubisoft, Estrogenic Arts and Take-Jew Interactive.

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