(18+) Garry’s Mod Infested With Rogue Workshop Addons Resulting in Graphic “Goatse” Jump Scares
5 June 2022
18+ Garry's Mod GMOD Graphic Content Jump Scare Steam VALVE

Disclaimer:

This article and its contents aren’t really intended for the faint of heart, if you are unaware of “Goatse” or “hello.jpg”, please refrain from searching these on the internet as the image in question essentially boils down to that of a man spreading their asshole with extreme vigor.

Garry’s Mod the iconic sandbox experience of a time long since forgotten, once upon a time I was an avid player of GMOD, what with its varied game modes such as Trouble in Terrorist Town, Dark RP or unfortunately for me, CerealBox Cinema.

But like all things, over time things change, as older players were being replaced by younger more faggotized individuals, Garry’s Mod in this day and age is merely a place for soy-riddled prepubescent children or outright liberal faggots which does hurt me somewhat.

Anyways, since the 2nd of June, various GMOD players have been experiencing manmade horrors beyond comprehension, various workshop addons created by the same individual have been purposefully tampered with by the creator following an alleged Steam ban or restriction imposed upon them.

The addons in question have obviously been purged from Steam following the ordeal, considering it made waves across (((Reddit))) and other cancerous platforms, the addons include “Glue Library” among other various “Extension” mods, following the creators ban it’s believed they altered his own addon submissions to play quite the elaborate prank amongst players.

Opening the LUA files for any of the affected addons results in this masterpiece of code.

If you had any of the affected addons installed, the jump scare would play upon the first input after loading into a map as seen from this rather graphic video. But of course, it just isn’t enough to have the “goatse” image proudly displayed upon the screen, so the creator included Loud Nigra to make it a screamer, doubling the impact.

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT

It’s fairly safe to assume that this particular “goatse” incident has at least changed the lives of thousands of individuals both old and young, it’s both disturbing and hilarious at the same time in a darker way.

But apparently the creator of Glue Library and more isn’t the only one responsible for scarring children and the fragile mental state of liberal faggots, with other addons such as “Trollface Playermodel” allegedly resulting in a different type of screamer.

Allegedly either gore or highly horrific images would appear on screen while pure sounds of bliss would fill your ears in the form of a morphed SpongeBob voice shouting the word “NIGGER FAGGOT” repeatedly.

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC

Finally, one additional addon has been found to be causing jump scares at this moment, this one being the least invasive towards liberal fragile mentality.

It’s not entirely known which workshop addon/s in question are impacted by this particular jump scare which rotates through multiple images of Neco-Arc as the airwaves are filled with the sounds of “Buru nyuu“.

Since this is quite a serious problem across various different workshop files uploaded by multiple different individuals it’s fairly safe to assume that something of the nature of these malicious jump scares will continue to happen at least in the short term, hilariously enough the actual player count for Garry’s Mod has only gone up throughout the week since the Goatse jump scare made its way onto (((Reddit))).

Who knew most modern Garry’s Mod players were in fact faggots?

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